Goofy Things Around Me ^___^

Once upon a time... cieee.....sok.com deh ahhh..

OK,be serious this time. I just  wanna share what's going on.Sinking myself in a bar business,sometimes makes me laugh and mad.There're lots of things happens.Good and bad,for sure.

I wanna tell these stories,cos these make me laugh all nite all ( I collect the other stories from the other nites,too ).Nothing mentioned to be proud...not at all.

I am learning bartending for months rite now.I gotta admit,I am getting better.Actually I graduated from Tours & Travel Management,so,I've never learnt how to mix drinks.Eventhough F&B Dept is still a part of Tourism Academy stuff.

Well,sometimes I help our bartenders behind the bar.Sometimes I bartend with Ronnie or Dave or even both.Ronnie and Dave love bartending,too!!! So,we have at least skill how to mix drinks.

Birthday Party

 I was bartending with others and then went to the floors and cleaned up the tables.

Me: Excuse me,are you done?"

Lady:That's not mine ( with voice like a man )...just guess what she is.. ^__^

Me:"Oh,ok then.I think none has this one.I'll clean up."

I took the glasses and the bottles.I wiped the table and walked away.

Suddenly........

Lady:"Hey,come back."

Me:"?????? Yes???"

Lady ( came closer and put her hand on her waist ),"What's your name? Gimme your phone no."

Me:"???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *speechless*

I tried to break the ice,and pretended not to know what she asked.

Me:"You wanna make a party here?You're welcome!!!!See,you even can dance here.^___^"

Lady:"I wanna party with you,baby.I wanna dance with you.* wink*"

Me:"Eghhh.........excuse me....." * I ran away*

Goodnesssssssssssssssssssssssss.What's going on ??? I was scared and looked for Ronnie.I whispered to him and told him.He laughed out of loudly and said," Hahahhahahahhaa..She's trying to pick you up,ha?" Now, I can be jealous." Hahhahhahahaha

Ihhhhhh sembarangan deh ahhhh...Emangnya muka kita muka lesbong,apa ???

So,the rest of the nite,I saw there're lots of people like here.I just couldn't figure out which one man which one woman.All the same for me.

 

Rap Show

We're packed.It's about 188 showed up ( the birthday party was attended like 148 ). We opened the back bar and the patio ( the same thing we did on the birthday party).

We're pretty busy.There're like 5 bartenders at the front bar.So, I helped again. I love cleaning ( I call myself as Cleaning Service ).Hahhahahahhaha.

There's a guy ordered a drink.He's standing in front of the bar.

Me:"Yes,Sir?What can I get for you?"

Man:" Hmmm...let me have Tang n Cranberry."

Me : " Ok...I got it!!"

I turned and took a  bottle of Tang.I poured in a glass.Then I turned again.

Man :" Hey...."
Me : " Yes ? " *turned my head*

Man:" *wink*......"

Me:"???????????????*  *bingung.com*

He walked away,gave me some tips. Hahhahahahahhaha

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Another Rap Show

Serving some customers , clean up ...clean up.....Jadi Inem nih ceritanya.

There's  one table with a few glasses and bottles there.I saw  3 guys sitting there.

I came closer...

Me:"Are you done?"

Man 1:"Oh,Yes."

Me:"Ok then...Let me clean up..."

I wiped the table and took the glasses and bottles away.
Man 1:" Hey... "
Me:"Ha?"

He pushed his mouth to the front.His friends laughed.

Me:"What is it?"

Man 1:"Gimme a kiss." *push his mouth again*

Me:"Ha???!!! Ohhh ohohohoho..NO WAY!!! You ain't got it...not a chance." :P

His friends laughed at him. Gotcha!!!!!!!!!

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Thursday,Ladies Nite

1st Story

I bartended by myself last nite.Ronnie was busy doing other things,but he came to check me sometimes.We had a crowd.Sarah,Kristy's friend had a birthday,so she drank a lot.DJ Swiff had friends with him.

2 guys came to the bar.I greeted him.

Me:"Hello...how are you doing?"
Man 1: " Hi,how are you."

Me:"What can I get for you?"

Man 1:"Gimme Hennesy,pls,and coke."
Me:"Sure..."

He paid. I turned to his friend.

Me:"Hi,what can I get for you?"

Man2:"Gimme corona.pls."
Me:"Got it."

He paid.I arranged back the booze.
Man2:"What is your name?"

Me:"Excuse me?"

Man2:"What is your name?"

Me:"Oh...My name is Mei -Mei".

He couldn't hear that.I wrote it in a paper.

Man2:"Do me a favor."

Me:"Yes?"

Man2:"Put your number here."
Me:"Hahahahhahahaha. You want my no ?"
Man2:"Yes.It's F******G hot!!! I tell you!!"

Me:" You want my no ? Ask my husband". I pointed Ronnie sitting at the end of the bar.

Man1:"Hahahhahahahhaa."

Man2*surprised,pale face*:"HA???? OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO."

Me:" Go ahead.He's sitting there.I dare you.If you have guts,do that."

Hahhahahahahhahahaha.He's really ashamed.I shoke his hands and he laughed. Gotcha!!!!

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2nd Story

Another guy.... He's talking to Ronnie.I gave Ronnie a code to check the back bar.Ronnie went to the back bar. I was bartending.

The guy was talking to his friend.He called me, using his hand, giving a gesture.

Man :" Come here."
Me:"What?"
Man:"Come here. " He wanted me to  stand next to him.I refused it. I stood behind the bar.

Me:"What's up ?"
Man :" Do you have a boy friend ?"

Me*smile*" I'll show you."

Man:"Where? You;re F*******G SUPER HOT,GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me:"I'll show you soon.Hang on." Ronnie was walking back to the front bar.I pointed my finger behind the man's shoulder.He turned left,but Ronnie walked to the right side.Then,he turned his head to the right.
Me:"That's him."

Man:"Is he your boy friend."

Me:" No." I pointed my left ring finger.Telling him that I'm married.Bahhh!!! When I showed him,I realized I didn't put my wedding rings ( I gain weight,so they don't fit).

Man:"is HE your HUSBAND???"

Me:" He is."

Man*pale face:"OHHHHHHH I am sorry, I am so so sorry!!!!!!! I put his hand over his neck.Hahahhahahahhhahahaha.

I pulled Ronnie's hand and said to him," He is  my husband."

Ronnie laughed and said,"She's my wife."
Man : " I am sorry,man.I didn't know abt it.Sorry."  Hihihihihihihii.

 

When we closed the bar, DJ Mike told us a funny story.He said his friends asking abt who the bartender was. Hahhahahhahah. DJ Mike said,"You know what,Ron?My friends asked me like this,"Who's the bartender in CE?She's a hot Asian girl, I can tell. Who is she with?" Hahahhahahahhahahaha. DJ Mike told them " She's Ronnie's wife, man." HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA. Goodness... it's so funny!!!!

Ronnie said to him," I tell you what,we can ship Indonesian girls here and meet you guys here.Who knows you'll get one like me." Hahahhahahhahahaha.

What a nite!!!!!!!!!!!!!